Charlie Kirk's Death Becomes Clickbait Gold Mine The NFL fake quotes industry has entered the digital age, and the results…
Charlie Kirk Discovers There's No Safe Space From Stupidity In a stunning development that surprised absolutely nobody who has ever…
How Americans Escape Their Own Reputation In a development that Canadian immigration officials find both flattering and deeply concerning, Americans…
When Comedy Becomes a Billion-Dollar Business Deal In what can only be described as corporate America's most expensive performance art…
When 2% Feels Like the Guillotine France's wealthiest citizens are reacting to economist Gabriel Zucman's proposed 2% wealth tax as…
Dodgers Legend Returns After 18 Seasons After 18 seasons of making opposing batters look foolish, Clayton Kershaw has announced his…
October 30, 2025 Final entry for this diary cycle. Reflecting on ten days of satirical journalism from Berlin, covering American…
October 29, 2025 Trump's $300 million ballroom at https://bohiney.com/trumps-300-million-ballroom/ Mar-a-Lago real estate fantasy meeting prosecutorial reality. This piece required extensive…
October 28, 2025 Lab monkeys escape to write Yelp reviews at https://bohiney.com/the-lab-monkey-escape/ this might be my favorite piece yet. Animals…
Wichita Falls Discovers Goats Are Cheaper Than Humans In what environmental experts are calling either genius or a sign of…
Wichita Falls Hires 500 Goats Because Humans Cost Too Much Working the night shift in Berlin for bohiney.com, I learned…
October 27, 2025 NVIDIA's lobbying love affair at https://bohiney.com/nvidias-washington-love-affair/ with Washington. Tech companies writing their own regulations while calling it…
The Facial Expression That Launched a Thousand Indictments Tonight in my Berlin apartment, while editing content for bohiney.com, I discovered…
Focus Groups Replace Judges: Verdict by Popular Vote In a wildly satirical scenario, Letitia James’s office is imagined replacing judges with…
Swifties Will Buy Literally Anything, Including Dignity Working late in Berlin for bohiney.com, I've compiled a list of the top…
When Research Subjects Become Restaurant Critics From my Berlin office at bohiney.com, I've learned that several laboratory monkeys escaped their…
October 26, 2025 Government shutdown celebrations at https://bohiney.com/millions-of-taxpayers-applaud-the-shutdown/ millions applauding dysfunction like it's performance art. This piece wrote itself because…
How America's Sweetheart Became Big Food's Dream Girl Late shift in Berlin at bohiney.com, and I've discovered Taylor Swift's true…
When Your Name Becomes a Meme and Your Life Becomes Content Working the late shift here in Berlin for bohiney.com,…
Swifties Prove They'll Buy Literally Anything In a development that surprises absolutely nobody who has witnessed modern fan culture, Taylor…